your frequently asked questions. answered. to some degree.
If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
you got an extra cigarette i can bum?
why don't you just move back there, then? instead of always bitching about how much better nyc is?
do you often say something, only to take it back later? what kind of a person are you?
why is this site called whiskeyandacigarette.org? are you trying to impress us with your penchant for kentucky bourbon and camel red lights?
that's actually TWO questions, ya prick!
answer to 2nd question: no.
answer to 1st question: because i like the sound of it.
What
if I don't like you or your website? Is there a way I can let you know,
aside from talking shit about you behind your back?
Yes! It's very easy to let me know. Just send me hate mail.
You can browse
some of the hate mail i've already received in the what
you're saying
section of this website.
If
you were an animal, what
animal would you be?
sorry, i'm not into that hippy shit.
try www.crystalsandelvesareus.com.
are
you one of those
unbearable native new yorkers who's always talking about how much
better NYC is, with its 24-hour public transportation and its
pedestrian-friendly ways?
yes.
well, gentle reader, it's a bit complicated. see, i really love what i'm doing here in the bay area, but my heart remains in nyc. it's kind of like acknowledging that The Chinese People are superior to all other people, but living among non-chinese because it builds character.
um, i don't know what i meant by that. forget i said anything.
do you often say something, only to take it back later? what kind of a person are you?
again, that's TWO questions. and why do you persist in questioning me? i tire of this charade. are you Korean or something?
okay.
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