How do you cheer yourself up whenever you feel down besides whiskey and a cigarette?
thank you for your Question. now, while Whiskey and a Cigarette appreciates the Question, there are too many assumptions upon which Question relies for WAAC to respond without first identifying assumptions-in-operation
[RANDOM BLOG INTRUDER: why you gotta be such a pretentious prick?
WAAC: i'm not being preTENtious, i'm just fucking talking. can you leave me alone for a moment or two while i finish responding to the question? christ. i can't even hear myself think.]
assumptions in operation:
1. that whiskey & a cigarette cheers up Whiskey and a Cigarette (WAAC);
2. that WAAC actually drinks whiskey and/or smokes cigarettes;
3. that WAAC feels down at times;
4. that, should (3) be true, WAAC tries to cheer herself up at all.
[RANDOM BLUG INTRUDER: why can't you just answer the question? you're totally pissing me off.
WAAC: this isn't even my BLOG, you dick. you're supposed to stay in the RAMBLES section, not come over here a-causin' trouble.
RBI: i just think that above "answer" is totally a cop-out and you should respond to the SPIRIT of the question, not spend all this time & space identifying "assumptions in operation."
WAAC: i'm just trying to be accurate. you know, speak truth, drop wisdom. that sort of thing. i had to identify assumptions before responding to spirit of question, which i will proceed to do now if RBI will leave me alone for a few moments.
RBI: no one's ever asking WAAC a question again, after seeing this.
WAAC: their loss. my vast wisdom, wasted.]
WAAC: now that i've identified assumptions in operation, i will list a few things that bring me joy: long walks in the park; the harvest moon. and a nice steaming mug of hot apple cider had on a new england porch, on a crisp autumn evening.
RBI: when have you ever done that in your life?
WAAC: it's been done. now back in the brackets with you.
[RBI: shit.]
okay.
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